Meet Creaky Frank! A playful horror font perfected by the Mad Scientist Professor Derek Yaniger. When we arrived at the laboratories, all we found was broken shackles and a diary entry open to this page. . .
. . . This horrifying new Halloween typeface was given life in the dark recesses of my basement laboratory after hours of sleepless experimentation.By the light of the full moon, I collected the cadavers of old decaying fonts from their final resting place. I then dissected each one and crudely stitched them back together creating a twisted macabre monstrosity!
Rusty chains pulled my lifeless creation toward the black sky aboard a rickety wooden plank, I threw the first switch! The electrical storm raging overhead provided the jolt needed to spark life into my unholy little monsters! I threw the second switch! 10,000 volts of lightning-charged energy coursed through each and every character! At first I thought the experiment a complete failure until suddenly I saw the slow, sporadic wiggle of the serifs and the nervous quiver of the ascenders and descenders!! IT’S ALIVE I TELL YOU!!! IT’S ALIIIIIVE!!!!
After hours of pounding the pavement on the hunt for Halloween treasure and your knuckles are bruised from pounding on suburban doors, kick back in front of the television with an extra spooky Halloween rental! The Brain has put together a great new list with light-hearted, fun soaked, blood soaked, or just plain dumb slasher films from the horror genre to enjoy while you fill your belly with candy!