I threw the first switch! The electrical storm raging overhead provided the jolt needed to spark life into my unholy little monsters! I threw the second switch! 10,000 volts of lightning-charged energy coursed through each and every character! At first I thought the experiment a complete failure until suddenly I saw the slow, sporadic wiggles of the serifs and the nervous quiver of the ascenders and descenders!! IT’S ALIVE I TELL YOU!!! IT’S ALIIIIIVE!!!